Fairytales *

Friday, October 12, 2007
10:21 PM

-- 5 phrases women love to use --

(1) Fine - This is the word women use to end an arguement when they are right and you need
to shut up

(2) 5 minutes – If she is getting dressed, this means half n hour. 5 minutes is only 5 minutes if
you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping
around the house

(3) Noting – this is the calm before the storm. This means something and you should be on
your toes. Arguments that begin with noting usually end in “fine”

(4) Go ahead – This is a dare, not permission. Dont do it!

(5) Loud sigh – This isn’t actually a word, but is a non verbal statement often misunderstood
by men. A love sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is
wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about “noting”

# My thoughts -

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